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10 rules to dating my teenage daughter-72

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Ten Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One : If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two : You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

Rule Three : I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off.

Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

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